Day Three

My deviously constructed plans to rule the pokemon world were undermined by my own method of inception! My plan was to catch legendary pokemon such as Zapdos so I could become a master beyond all capacity!! Well anyways, after I thought about it I realized that it would be easier once I could utilize the full potential of... DUN DUN DUUUUUN THE MASTERBALL! So I took off for Saffron to beat up team rocket once again (Yesterday I didn't really feel like dealing with them as they can be super annoying with their obscure pokemon). A few things I'd like to share with my fellow Poke'geeks: As many trainers have rattata and raticate I found that having a figher on your team is invaluable. My Hitmonlee destroys all Normal types! And to counter all bats, whether they be zu's or Gol's, I have my indispensable Graveler (also good against flying types).
Upon arrival at the Silph tower I immediately pulled out my can of whoop-@$$ and got to town. Some of the rocket brothers were a pain... but I made relatively short work of them with my lethal operation, moving from room to room, K.O.ing pokemon all the way. In one section of the massive tower there was a cute nurse that told me to take a short nap, and when I woke up I found that all my pokemon were magically healed! I wonder what she did to them... anyway, I'll try not to think to hard about that one. The next step of my hellish trainer tormenting plan was portal hopping. Why couldn't they use these to avoid all those stupid mountain caves near the beginning of this game!? And if they have this sort of awesome technology then where are all the cars?
Whatever, after much exploration I ran into the guy who is always smelling me at later time (quite a disturbing outtro line) and as always, he just haaad to show me up with his "unbeatable" team. After my level 30-something pokemon beat his level 40 pokemon he backed down and attested to his future odor intake. I continued on, still smelling fresh.. the next door was the famous Giovanni (not sure how to spell his name) who was very glad to meet me once again, however I think he had ulterior motives because he launced an offensive, and since I'm no fence sitter, I took serious offense to his actions! To this day I haven't apollogized to that man. I intend to see that any man who operates under team rocket gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop. Enough of this nonsense, I'm no pirate! Well, after I had made sure that Giovanni was no longer glad to meet me again, I could finally get what I had come for! So I talked to Mr. Silph and he was pleased as punch that I saved his company from economic turmoil, but, instead of handing me piles of cash he decided to play it cheap and give me the ultimate pokemon catching tool (fine by me): The Masterball. But only one was turned over to the hero, so sooner or later I'm going to have to find a way to clone it (yes that is right.. pokeballs... are living creatures).
Other than my superior heroic deeds, I spend my day catching some new pokemon out in the abandoned house on Cinnabar island, and I did some neat pokemon trades at the pokemon lab. One could say that I truly did make some serisous pro-gress today (at least there weren't any con-gresses har har) here's my stats:

PLAYER Dante
BADGES         5
POKEDEX 38
TIME         27:43

HITMONLEE :L34 HP  80
PIDEOTTO :L33 HP  93
GYARADOS :L35 HP 122
SNORLAX :L32 HP 146
GRAVELER :L32 HP  91
OMANYTE :L30 HP  68

(Note: I have a friend helping me with some updated graphics, so in the future be typical and expect.. no, demand better visual quality from me. Also, as far as my main party goes, I plan on dropping Snorlax and having Exeggcute and Dratini as main/rotating party members)

Take some, make some, give some.